Loss


B'grave Square
January 29th 1852


Disaster has struck. I cannot find my jewel case. I know I had it my dressing room when we first arrived here, and then Josiah moved it when that horrible man showed his face again, but it is nowhere to be found now! It has everything I brought with me - mama's earrings, my bracelets, rings - where on earth can it be? I shall cancel all Villiers domestic duties for the whole day and put him to searching for it.

I can not imagine what Josiah will say - it must be found before he comes home!

Working Classes


Boo!

I had no idea you did such remarkable and unsung work - I am in awe of you, I truly am. When you asked me to accompany you to see the results of your charitable actions I expected to be taking buns to the poor, or blankets to the homeless. I could never have imagined that you and Mrs Doughty had established such a thriving business, with all those girls saved from the streets and taken into employment. And how hard they work! I am all the more proud that you have taken me into your confidence and shall of course do all I can to help. I only hope that I may be able to contribute from afar, since we will be returning to Blindingham in April, as usual.

Fear not, Boo, I shall never let Josiah know of this. He dismissed my dreams of opening a school with such vehemence that I could not bear him to scorn this, too. I feel that the Highgate Press (I trust it is not indiscreet to write the name in a letter to you of all people) is as worthy as the school I planned. Oh, I am so excited at the thought of what we could do! Perhaps there would be a chance to add some schooling to the working day of our employees?

I shall be at the Press on Tuesday afternoon to meet you and Miss Doughty. You must feel such a freedom of movement now that LB is being cared for by a Nanny. I did tell Josiah that you had taken a servant experienced in caring for infants and he showed great interest. He wishes me to pass on his hope that the servant in question will guard LB with her life. I thought that a little over-emotional for him but it is a measure of the high regard in which he holds you.

As, of course, do I

Effie xx

Coup de cuisine


More worries back at Blindingham. Cook has become increasingly frail and erratic, so Mrs Everdown has taken to calling up each day to see to the kitchens and give instruction to the gardener and stable boys. It is kind of her, I suppose, but I feel powerless to prevent her making changes I would not make myself. If she is half as incompetent as her daughter it will be a wonder the kitchen is still standing when we return. I do hope she does not discover our hiding places - for her to have the keys to every cupboard and chest would be more than Josiah could bear.

Giving and Taking


B'grave Square January 15th 1852

I have finally been accepted into London Society - how proud Papa will be when I tell him that I have been invited to join a secret society of Lady Financiers! Mrs Doughty and Boo sent for me with such a curt little note that I was quite frightened of what they might have to say. After some delightful cakes and a jolly dandle with LB, they asked outright if I wanted to become a member of the Worshipful Society for the Relief of the Distressed. I am to sit at meetings, apparently, and determine whether or no some poor fallen soul should receive our help. I am convinced that my appearance at such honourable and worthy meetings will increase the number and quality of social invitations I receive, since it is in the way of things that powerful and generous people attract each other's company. I shall write to Papa immediately and tell him his little Eff has become a bountiful Lady.

I have not told Josiah of my new inroads into London Life. He would not be happy at the prospect of my furnishing persons other than himself with funds, I am sure, even though they may be more deserving.

No Clue

Cranford Wives


Belgrave Square
December 20th 1851

I have received an annoying little letter from one of The Wives. Full of polite praise and pledges to stay in touch. I wanted to tear it up the moment I had read it. Those women are nearly as dull as their menfolk, if such a thing were possible. The one who wrote the letter was the sharper of the two, which does not say much in all honesty, and the other one was barely conscious. She looked at Josiah as if she had never seen him before and when I asked if he behaved himself with propriety when under her roof she professed to know nothing of his residence with them! What a strange and alternative world she must inhabit if she cannot recognise her own house guest.

They both did their best to charm Mrs Doughty, with no success as far as I could see, and now they wish to become better acquainted with Boo and me. I should rather drive needles into my eyes. A more tiresome pair of prattling simpletons I could not imagine. No wonder Josiah had never spoken of them to me. When I asked whether Mrs Waterhouse was inattentive to his needs when he stays there he waved me away with a grumpy little snort. I can't say I blame him. An afternoon in their company makes it clear to me why their husbands would rather spend most of their time underground.

Thank you letter


Dear Mrs Hatherwick


Mr Price and I wish to thank you for the delightful tea party you hosted so gracefully yesterday afternoon. We enjoyed ourselves royally and must congratulate you on contriving such a convivial atmosphere. Please pass on our warmest regards to your friend Mrs Doughty, a lady I hope henceforth to be able to call my friend, too.

I do hope you were not too troubled by Mrs Waterhouse's rather vague answers in relation to your husband's conduct in her home. I gathered from your demeanour that you were making a humourous reference to his fondness for walking around late at night. I urge you not to think anything of her inability to recall seeing him in her house at such a time. She has suffered nervous troubles ever since the Winter of '45, poor lady, and uses sleeping draughts now, so she would most likely be unaware of any movements in her home after 9 o'clock.

Congratulate your cook for the most sumptuous spread and please reassure your Mr Villiers that we found him most entertaining - he could surely find a career in the music halls if he ever tires of being in service.

We must meet again in the New Year. Since our husbands are so thick with each other, I am sure there will be ample opportunity for further relaxation in your delightful company.

Yours most sincerely


Agatha Price

Party planning

Belgrave Square
Dec 15th 1851


Josiah has agreed to me having a small party here to mark the festive season. I shall ask Mrs Doughty, Boo, Miss Guiser and some other acquaintances I have made since we arrived. I will not invite Mr Pitt, after his behaviour towards me at Boo's house last time I visited. I had only asked whether he might wish to invest in Josiah's new venture and he flew into a rage, shouting that his life was bound up enough with my husband's and he wanted no deeper involvement than that. The Lord alone knows what he meant, but Boo went white as he said it. He has always been an angry sort of man, so I shall give it no further thought - but neither will I give him an opportunity to speak to me that way again.

That has made me think - I suppose I should approach the wives of Josiah's business partners, too. I have never met them, not even in the Summer since they did not accompany their husbands to our Ball, but I am informed that they exist, so I shall make an effort to include them. Perhaps they will make their way here in another outlandish form of travel. If they have tired of hearing about underground transportation, is it possible they might fly?

In Fear of the Unknown

Belgrave Square
December 14th 1851

I have become quite the engineering widow. Josiah has taken to staying out all night at least three nights each week, at the home of Mr Waterhouse with whom he is now deeply involved in business. I do not like him being away but if I am to profit from his enterprises I suppose it must cost me somewhere in the process. He is quite loving when he is with me, after all.

But this business with that awful man has troubled me more than I like to admit. I am sure he is waiting outside this house, watching our movements and choosing Josiah's time away from here to commit his nefarious practices. He is deliberately trying to cause us harm by behaving appallingly and claiming to be Josiah whenever he is challenged. It is exactly what he did in Clacton. Josiah told me that he did indeed go to Bow Street almost as soon as I told him what the policeman had said the other day. Nothing came of it, I gather, and no further action is to be taken. I know Josiah is more bothered by this than he claims. He has moved my jewellery box to a safer position and I am to ask him for whichever pieces I need a day or so in advance. It is very solicitous of him but I am beginning to be afraid for my safety when Josiah is away at night. I am not convinced that Villiers would behave with the same protective instinct that a man would for his wife.

An Inspector Calls


Dear Boo

The strangest thing has happened. There was a tremendous clanging at the street door yesterday morning and outside was a policeman asking for Josiah. I did not know what on earth to do.

He said that a man answering Josiah's description had been witnessed behaving strangely in Leicester Square. Well, Boo, it can only mean that that dreadful man has returned to prey on us! I informed the policeman of Papa's connections with the legal profession and said that I was in no doubt that the man concerned was not my husband. I began to tell him of the imposter we have had to suffer, but he couldn't have been less interested. In fact, he was extremely short with me on the matter and said that if and when Josiah returned home I was to make sure he presented himself at Bow Street without delay.

What did he mean by the words 'if' and 'when' ? Who was behaving strangely and why did the police think it was Josiah? Honestly, Boo, I am quite concerned. Josiah did not return home last night - although that is nothing strange these days as he is so wrapped up with the underground transport project he is working on - so I have not had chance to tell him what he must do. I am sure he will walk in soon with a perfectly sensible explanation about it all.

In the meantime, I must do what I can to prevent Villiers from presenting himself at Bow Street instead. He was keen to go and see what he could do to help them in their enquiries, he said, but I am sure his attendance there is not necessary at this stage.

I will call soon and tell you the outcome of this story, as soon as I know what it is myself!

Yrs

Effie x

Chinaman



Belgrave Square
Dec 3rd 1851

Josiah has become very attentive of late. Ever since I told him how gorgeous Little Bradstone was and how much Boo was enjoying motherhood. I wonder what is on his mind.He coos and twits over me if I so much as cough and he is constantly asking me if I have everything I need. He leaps up and runs to my dressing room when I mention looking for a new comb or pin for my hair and this morning he even laid out my clothes for me as I was washing at the stand! I laughed so hard to watch him doing servant girls' work that I knocked over the water jug and drenched myself. I cracked the jug a little on my chair. Josiah ran to my aid and would not hear of me going to fetch another nightgown. Instead he raced to the dressing room and came straight back with a dry one. He seems not to want me to exert myself at all where my own toilet is concerned.

I suppose I shall have to inform the landlord about the jug. I may ask Villiers if he can repair it or seek a replacement on his London walkabouts. Heaven only knows where he goes, but the other day he came back with a Chinese silk kimono. I thought it was a gift to me from Josiah at first, but then I saw Villiers wearing it late one night as I went to look for some water. I must ask him where he bought it.

Going Underground





My Dear Boo


I am the lady wife of an Entrepreneur! Josiah has gone into business with some of those boring men you met. I confess I do not fully understand the nature of the enterprise but he tells me he is a founding father of a new travel system, whereby people will be able to move around London - honestly, Boo this is incredible - below the surface of the roads. People will sit in carts inside huge tunnels, some of which will be dug even lower than the Thames itself! They will walk down great flights of stairs to reach these tunnels and then climb back out and find themselves in a completely different part of the city. Truly, it is a thing of the future.

Josiah has asked me to suggest that Mr Pitt might like to invest in this as well. I cannot in all truth explain the details or answer any of the sensible questions that might be asked of me, but I should like the chance to mention it when I next see you. Do you think we might both become wives of famous businessmen?

I will be coming to celebrate the anniversary of your becoming a mother as soon as I have completed the gift I am embroidering for you. Might I spend a few moments then trying to help you both conceive of the idea of travelling under the ground? It does sound exciting.

Till we meet, which will be soon,

Kisses to LB and to you my dear

Yrs

Effie x

Brooding


24 Belgrave Square (!)
London

November 12th 1851

Worrying news from Blindingham. It seems that Mrs Everdown went up on Tuesday to request that her dumpling of a daughter be given back her place as laundry maid. As she reached the Hall, she came upon Cook, who had collapsed on the steps. It is a blessing she did, I suppose, for Cook may have lain there a good deal longer had Mrs Everdown not cared about her daughter's lost wages. She managed to find the Gardener and they helped Cook to her quarters. So, it seems that to show gratitude for the saving of Cook's life we have to give up our linen to the mangle. We shall no doubt be sleeping on brown paper when we return.

Boo's baby will be a year old on the 20th of this month. I wonder whether I shall ever join her in the joys of motherhood. Josiah and I have not been blessed - although in truth it is not just blessing that we require in order to produce the heir to Blindingham. I must find a way of persuading him to return home at a more conducive hour in the evenings. What is the point of him spending his days amassing our fortunes if we have no-one to whom we might bequeath them?

Money Money Money

Renewals




24 Belgrave Square (!)

October 28th 1851


I have had the most delightful day. I walked to Boo's house - Villiers walked with me but at a distance, thankfully, so we had no need of noodling conversation. Papa has insisted that I do not walk unaccompanied in London, lest that loathsome man who is pretending to be Josiah should accost me. I do feel safer knowing that Villiers would willingly throw himself on any man that approached me, so I am grateful for Papa's advice. Josiah gave a dismissive snort when I told him that I was afraid of this imposter. He is brave man to thumb his nose in the face of such a vile character, I cannot but admire his valour.

Boo was delighted to see me, as I was to see her. And how Little Bradstone has grown - he is quite the little man. He does not walk yet but he smiles and waves with great charm. I have not seen him since the Ball but he seems strangely familiar to me with his nose and his chin, bless him.

She had invited Mrs Doughty and Miss Guiser - how warmly they greeted me, I was almost overcome. We took tea and talked about all manner of things. I felt positively metropolitan and have left the villager in me behind at Blindingham. Here, I am a woman of importance.

Boo enquired constantly about the Girl although I had tried my hardest to reassure her that they need never meet. She seems unable to let the matter lie. She expressed surprise that I did not know the address of Josiah's associate and was astounded when I told her that I thought the child was being cared for by an underservant at the Hall. Perhaps she thinks of being parted from Little Bradstone and it is that thought which exercises her so. I do wish she would forget that terrible incident.

Josiah was absent when I returned to our rooms, but he came back with such a clattering later in the evening that I thought at first he was being chased. He threw open the main door, and ran upstairs like a man possessed, calling my name all the time. I was quite excited by his passion as he approached me in the dressing room where I was preparing to retire. It transpired that he was anxious to ensure that my jewel case was safe and that its contents were all in place. I think, knowing him as I do, that he is more concerned about that imposter than he likes to confess. I love him all the more for his trying to make light of it so as not to worry me.

London Again!
















24 Belgrave Square
London

October 22nd 1851

My Dear Dear Boo


We are neighbours once more! Josiah has found us the most exquisite set of rooms this year. We have improved on Brunswick Square, if such a thing were possible!

I am faint with excitement at the prospect of seeing you and Little Bradstone again. Do send word straight away to let me know when I may call. I have so much to tell you. We have brought more staff with us this year, which will mean I can entertain right royally, and Villiers is with us this winter. He is to act as Josiah's business secretary but he will also oversee the other servants. So, I am to be a lady of leisure once more!

I am keen to be reunited with my London friends - do you think you might invite Mrs Doughty and Miss Guiser to tea when I come to see you? I do not wish to impose, Boo, but I would so love to see them again as soon as possible.

I want to reassure you that when you visit me in Belgrave Square - I have to pinch myself whenever I think of that as my address - that you will not be confronted by the Girl. Josiah has loaned her to an associate of his who found himself suddenly without staff. I have not see her since my arrival and am unlikely to, according to Josiah, since she is living in. She is to serve this man for the forseeable future and certainly while we are in Town. I am quite relieved to be without her, I do not mind admitting, and have sent for the old Girl to see to me. Fortunately she was quite free to come to us.

Write back immediately, Boo and we shall soon be together again - I cannot wait!

Yrs

Effie x

Waiting Game


B'ham Hall October 16th 1851



Josiah still has not sent for me. This can only mean that he is intent on finding the best possible accommodation, so I am not the least bit cross with him but I do miss him. I feel more complete when he is here. Managing the house and the estate is an art I fear I may never fully master.

I had to search for Villiers this afternoon to discuss the situation with the laundry maid. She comes up from the village every week to see to the linen but is so incompetent with the new mangle that I no longer have sufficient stocks for the Chinese Room or the Blue Room. I have come to a decision about her future but need a delicate way of arranging her departure, since her mother is a fearsome woman. Mrs Everdown is perfectly capable of ruining my standing amongst the villagers ,which I most certainly do not want. I have become quite the local Lady since the Ball and I now sit on two charity boards. I am greeted with respect by almost everyone I meet. I was sure Villiers would be able to devise a plan to rid Blindingham of the laundry maid without incurring anyone's wrath.

I could not find him anywhere in the Hall so I went down to the kitchens where I discovered Cook in a very strange mood. She was sitting at the work table singing to herself and crying such big tears I marvelled that her apron was still dry. My first thought was that she must be slicing onions - she had recently received a consignment of them from Spain, I believe - but there were none to be seen. She was singing about sailors lost at sea but I know she has no relatives in naval circles, so I was at a loss as to what her concern was. If Josiah were here, he would have known what to do. When I asked if she had been taken ill she raised her head, gazed at me with wild eyes and said she would be better for a nap, so I allowed her to retire for the rest of the afternoon. I am a tolerant Mistress and would rather my staff were content than fully occupied. Josiah would never consider the comfort of the servants, but I am sure they respect me all the more for my forbearance.

I unearthed Villiers a while later as I walked down the approach. He was returning, in rather a hurry, to the main house having given instructions to the Gardener, he said. Indeed I then saw the Gardener come rushing from his lodge carrying a firearm of some sort. Villiers told me he was searching for a pheasant for Cook. There is always something going on here, I do find running the Hall quite tiresome! I am so looking forward to being in the City again.


Herbiage




B'ham Hall October 3rd 1851

Villiers and the Gardener asked me to walk the grounds with them before we close the Hall down for the winter. I am a bit of a noodle where such matters are concerned, but I kept my head and behaved as if I were born to the land. I discussed tree cutting, lake design and planting programmes with as much confidence as I could muster and I am sure the Gardener thinks the better of me for it. Not so Villiers, who kept making reference to 'madam's capability' and laughing like a showgirl. Really, he is too much to bear without Josiah here to keep him in check. I declare that had the Gardener not silenced Villiers - which he did masterfully with the sternest of looks - I should have taken a spade to him right there.

Not long now

The Clarendon
Portobello
London



Eff

Am looking for rooms - want at least four, can't find suitable place yet. Harder this year, London very busy. Do not worry, though, am scouring streets every day.

Excellent news, Waterhouse very keen to come in with me on the winding engines project - bring your finest dresses for entertaining, probably need two. The blue one would be best. Also, bring your jewel case - it is not safe to leave it at Blindingham all winter. The cook you have sent me is sour faced but capable.

Will write again soon.

J

Servant or Superior?


B'ham Hall
September 29th 1851


Josiah has gone up to Town to secure rooms for the winter, so I am left in charge of the Hall. I have asked him a hundred times to have words with Villiers but he has not - and the moment the carriage set off down the approach he began to behave as though he, not Josiah, were Master of Blindingham!

I was a little sad at waving my husband away, although I know he will be well served by the staff he has taken with him. The under cook is a sensible sort and she will make sure that the Girl performs her duties properly. I had wanted to give her my written instructions in person but Josiah, mindful as ever of my health, forbade me from leaving the Hall whilst he and the staff loaded themselves aboard. It was a cold day, the first real biting wind of this season and he did not wish me to catch cold so close to our stay in London, bless him. So he took my notes himself and will make sure the Girl sees them when they arrive.

As the carriage left the gates and turned out of sight I rang for Villiers, but he took an absolute age to arrive. When he did so, his collar was awry and he had the look of a man disturbed at his rest. Rest! At 2 o'clock in the day! I was concerned about who would be caring for the Girl's baby while she was away - quite why this should be a matter for my attention I do not know, but I wished to be informed all the same. I asked Villiers what arrangements had been made for the child's welfare in his mother's absence. Well, I might as well have asked him how many monkeys were dancing on my head. He gave a laugh I can only describe as girlish and stared at me for five minutes before he could compose himself to give me an answer.

"Worry not, Madam," he eventually managed to say. "The baby will be well cared for."

"I expect it will, but by whom?" I asked.

"By persons well qualified to do so. Please do not concern yourself with this matter a moment longer. Would Madam care for tea?" And before I could think what I wanted he had skittered from the room, stifling yet more laughter. I wonder whether he is quite well.

Still, the child must be content, wherever he is, for I have heard no cries since Josiah and the Girl left. Perhaps the boy fares better without her, I am sure I do.

I shall wait for Josiah to send word of our address for the winter. This year he seems to think it unnecessary for him to return to collect me, so I will fill my days packing and writing to my ladies, notifying them of my imminent availability for social occasions. I am proud that Josiah trusts me to close down the Hall myself. He has instructed Villiers to come with me and to spend the season with us in London, so Blindingham will be quite empty save for Cook, the Gardener and the stable boys. I do not much care to travel with Villiers. His attitude towards me is not that of a servant to his mistress. Rather, he behaves as if I have interrupted him from something more important, it is most vexing.

Oh, I do hope Josiah is being well looked after. I am sure he cannot wait for me to arrive in London - he will be every bit as excited to see me again as I am to see him. What a blessed life I lead, in truth!

Second winter

Blindingham Hall
September 16th 1851


Boo!

Josiah says we are to come again to London this winter! I am excited by the prospect of seeing you again, and renewing my friendships with Mrs Doughty and her ladies. I cannot help but reflect, though, upon the events of the past year and the change in me since I last sent word of our intention to spend the festive season amongst fashionable folk.

We have a darkness upon us this year in the form of a scoundrel who is passing himself off as Josiah - you will remember my recent shock in Clacton - and I fear he may discover our plans and follow us. I have not the slightest idea of his purpose, except that it cannot be to our advantage. Josiah is quite unperturbed by this man and tells me to give him no further thought. Oh, he is a brave man, my husband but I fear his confidence may be unfounded.

He has several business prospects with the money men he has been cultivating since our extravaganza in the orangery and is exercised at the thought of coming up to town. He is taking the Girl and an under cook as an advance party to ensure the rooms will be comfortable and fit for our purposes this year. I intend to entertain on a grander scale, I can promise you!

I think it will be wise for me to consult Papa before we arrive, this time. With the prospect of a criminal in our wake, I should like to be assured that Papa has taken the constabulary into his confidence. Since retiring from his judging duties, he has kept up with his legal friends I am glad to hear. I hope we shall have no need of them but I know I will sleep more soundly in my bed knowing they are there to be called upon.

So, Boo, tell me of your plans to celebrate the first anniversary of your becoming a mother - I do so want to be there to see Little Bradstone taking his first steps!

Write to me, Boo - we are soon to be together again

Yrs

Effie x

To London again?

B'ham Hall
September 10th 1851


I am quite worried about Josiah. He is not the slightest bit concerned about the imposter who is following his every move. Indeed, apart from the sharp look he gave me when I returned from London he has said nothing. Not even an expression of relief at my having recovered Mama's brooch. I am sure he has not contacted the police. Why, the man might be living in the village for all we are aware.....

I asked him at breakfast yesterday whether we would be wintering in Brunswick Square again this year. He sighed a little but told me he plans to go up to London next week to secure rooms and finalise his investments with Mr Waterhouse (I think it is him, they all seem the same to my unbusinesslike mind) So, I shall be able to celebrate Little Bradstone's first birthday with Boo and her friends. That will be very enjoyable.

Doppelganger

26 Longhorn Walk
London

September 6th


My own dear Josiah

I have had the strangest time and must commit my thoughts to paper before they are rattled out of my head by the carriage journey home. Whether this letter will reach you before I do is of no consequence - we both bear the same news.

I shall tell you my experience in the order it happened, the better to prepare you for my conclusions, my dear. But if you are not seated as you read this, I suggest you stop awhile and go straight to your Papa's favourite chair.


Ready, Josiah? Well - I called in at Boo's to unload the bags I would not need for Clacton. Her Boy helped Villiers carry my trunk into the house and then the two of them could not be found for a good ten minutes, so I let the driver water his horse. I was keen to get straight on, and Boo did not seem to mind my rudeness in not accepting tea. When Villiers reappeared we set out immediately for Clacton. I do think, Josiah, that when we return to Blindingham you might want to have a proper talk with him - he is not the butler he was before the Ball. Anyway, after another four hours of watching him gaze out of the window we were at the Excelsior.

That horrible man was on the steps, waiting to greet us with his wringing hands and his oily hair. He said he would be delighted to accompany me to the pawn shop - the man should surely be on the stage, he is so convincing - but that it had closed for the evening and we could not go there until after breakfast. Oh, but you can imagine how that vexed me! I had to spend the dullest evening in the parlour of his tawdry hotel, listening to old women talking about Clacton past. Villiers, having established that I had no real need of him (a situation I find increasingly to be the case these days) asked if he could have the night off. Quite how he amused himself about the town I do not know, but he was there at breakfast, apparently keen to look after me. I did not wish him to come with us to the shop, so I fabricated some errand or other. He was only too pleased to be despatched into Clacton and needed no second asking. So, I was alone with the man who had stolen my brooch.....

He walked briskly to the pawn shop and swept inside, pausing only to still the metal bell as I entered the shop behind him. After a few seconds, the most unpleasant character I have ever met came out from the back of the premises. Oh, Josiah - he was as fat as Cook's hogs and twice as greasy! He wore a peculiar glass ring in one eye and his hair was as coarse as the servants' sofa. Had I not been there on a matter of great personal importance I should have left the place at great speed. But I stood proudly at his grimy counter and told him my business. He looked at Mr Browne several times whilst I spoke and then stared at me in silence for a whole minute before he answered my questions.

He said, and here I shall try to record his tone exactly, the following:

"Madam, I do indeed know the brooch of which you speak and I can see that you are person of wealth and refinement - the very sort to own such an item. I must press upon you, though, that even if you do prove to be the brooch's rightful owner, I cannot release it into your care without first being paid my 30 guineas. I have a business to run as you can see and will not feed my family by holding things in storage to give away without a care."

I am a temperate woman, Josiah, as you well know, but I was sorely inclined to slap his jowly face. But then, oh, joy of joys, he produced my brooch and showed it to me - as shiny and lovely as the day I last saw it!

" This brooch was brought to me one evening last November by a gentleman who was not of my acquaintance. He was not a frequenter of my shop and, I believe, not a man who knew Clacton well at all." I was puzzled by this, Josiah, since I thought Mr Browne must surely be familiar with the town, but I said nothing. He went on to say, " I was happy to take care of the brooch for a while, in return for, as I recall, the sum in cash of 10 guineas. The gentleman professed himself delighted with that arrangement and I believe the whole transaction was conducted in less than five minutes."

"Would you recognise this man if you saw him again?" I asked him. "Certainly, madam." he said, "A memory for details, names and faces is vital in my line of work."

"Do you see him now, in the shop with us?" I asked. At this, Mr Browne exclaimed a little and looked at me with a queer expression. I think until that point he had no idea I had deduced his nasty little plan. I felt quite light-headed, dear, and was sure that my father himself had never cross-examined a witness with more flair.

The man looked at me, and at Mr Browne and then said "No, madam, I do not."

Well! What to say next? I asked him "If you are sure the gentleman who gave you the brooch is not present, can you describe him to me?"

"Certainly, madam. The man was tall, with a black hat and a frock coat. He had a small moustache and brown eyes. He told me he lived in a private country house and was just here in Clacton for one night, with his wife." Josiah, I was beginning to feel unwell at this point. "He took a glass of port with me and after a convivial chat he took his leave."

"Did he at any point mention his name,?" I asked.


"Indeed he did, Madam. He told me quite clearly that his name was Josiah Hatherwick."

Your name! A description that your own mother would reconise! I was astounded.

I can think of only one explanation for this, Josiah and it troubles me greatly.

You must go to the Police at once, darling, and tell them that there is a man walking free who is pretending to be you!

I shall stay another night here at Boo's - then Villiers and I will be back as soon as we can. I have the brooch, for which I paid in full. The Hotel man seemed delighted to have been of service. I confess I do not know what part he played in this - he is far too oily to have passed for you, but I do not trust him at all.

We absolutely must find out who this person is, Josiah, and they must be stopped forthwith.

Til Blindingham and my return!

Yr own Eff.

Shop of Curiosity and Horror


Broker: Is this all you have for me today?

Woman: Sir, it is all I have in the world.

Broker: Then I hope for your sake that you are not as hungry as you look.

Thickening...

B'ham Hall Sept 2nd 1851

Josiah insists that I am not to travel to London or Clacton alone. According to him, the entire countryside is alive with brigands and if I set off fully clothed I should arrive with only my petticoats intact. He will not come with me so I shall have to ask Villiers in his stead. Villiers is not my ideal companion, nor I his I imagine, but there is nothing else for it. I am determined, though, that the crook from the hotel shall come to the pawn shop with me. I want to be there when the owner points to him as the man who gave him my brooch in the first place.

Boo has calmed down enough to let me stay a night or two with her, so I must finish sewing the crib coverlet for LB before I go. Hopefully, it shall pacify them both. I trust she will not mind me arriving with staff on this occasion even though it will make me seem a little grand.


Cunning as a fox

Dear Mr Browne

I am most grateful to you for taking the trouble to write to me regarding the matter of my brooch.

Rather than send you 30 guineas to release the brooch from the establishment you mention, I have decided to accept the offer of free accommodation which you made last November, as I am sure you will recall. I shall come to Clacton one day next month. I trust you will be good enough to accompany me to the shop in question, where I fully expect the proprietor to tell me exactly how he came to be in posession of my property.

I will send word as to the exact date of my arrival, as I intend to combine the trip with a visit to some good friends in London.


Yours sincerely



Mrs Josiah Hatherwick

Truth and reconciliation


My Dearest Boo

Josiah and I are at war. I demanded that the Girl be brought to book for her outrageous behaviour towards you. I told him that I could overlook her being surly and prone to fits of weeping, but could not allow her violence to go unpunished. I was absolutely clear that she was to be dismissed at once and that she and her ridiculous baby could not spend another night at Blindingham Hall.

Well Boo, he went into such a rage I nearly jumped into the fireplace! He said he had never heard such a tale of nonsense and that you must have taken leave of your senses. He said your imagination was best suited to the writing of cheap fiction and that he would not countenance the Girl being sent away from the Hall. I am only glad you were not present to see his fury.

I sent for Villiers to back me up - I know he does not care for the female servants overmuch and was sure he would confirm my position. He seemed quite amused at the situation and spent the entire interview smirking. I am quite disappointed in Villiers, I must say. Since the Ball he has neglected his duties and Cook tells me he spends much of his time corresponding with someone in Scotland. Anyway, he was no use.

I am mortified to have to tell you that no action is to be taken against the Girl at all. I feel such shame that you, my oldest and dearest friend, should have been treated so wretchedly. That my own husband takes the word of a servant over yours is a cause of such grief to me that I am unsure I can remain under this roof as his wife.

Please write and tell me what you wish me to do. I am so convinced of the truth of your account that I am almost prepared to leave Blindingham for ever. I shall, should you wish me to.

Yrs in sorrow


Effie

My plan revisited

B'ham Hall August 23rd 1851

I have capitalised on Josiah's new enthusiasm for enterprise by asking him again about my school. He was much less dismissive than when he had the gout that time, and even ruffled my hair as I was telling him of my plans. He did not say yes, but he also did not say no. For him, that is a sign he may yet bend to my wishes.

I have to write to Boo to tell her that Josiah will not hear of the Girl being dismissed. I confess I cannot tell what is the truth of the matter. Boo insists the Girl made a violent gesture towards her but the Girl denies this vigorously. She is adamant that Boo has misinterpreted her honest attempt to cuddle Little Bradstone. She says she would never dream of making inappropriate physical contact with a house guest - which is a relief of sorts - and that she simply could not resist wanting to touch the baby. She seems in earnest but I must admit that having subjected myself to her attempts at hairdressing I can understand why Boo felt she was being attacked. Quite how I am to pacify her without sacrificing the Girl I do not know. Perhaps I will sacrifice myself....


I must also respond to that man from Clacton before the month is out. I shall have to devise a cunning method of reclaiming my brooch without giving him so much as a single penny for it. How tiresome this business is - my head is spinning with the deceptions I must weave.

How others must see me

B'ham Hall August 8th 1851

I have received the strangest letter from that small man in Clacton. He says he has seen my brooch in a pawn shop - I am flattered that he felt the need to be discreet about this in his letter. He wants me to send him a draft for £30 guineas, upon receipt of which he will reclaim the brooch and send it to me.

The man must think I am stupid. Clearly, he has stolen it himself from our room, taken it to pawn and raised a sum of money, waited a while until he could seem plausible and then planned to extract yet more money from me to have it returned. Really! Does this man think I have no notion of what is going on before my own eyes?

A Discovery

The Excelsior Hotel
Clacton on Sea
Essex


August 5th 1851


Dear Mrs Hatherwick

Of late I have taken up the habit of walking for part of the afternoon in the town and down towards the dockside. Yesterday I passed a small shop I have not seen before. It appears to be the kind of establishment which serves the needy by allowing them a small sum of money in return for holding a posession of theirs. I am told the owner is at liberty to reclaim the object once a further sum of money has passed hands.

My reason for writing to you is to tell you that in the window of this shop I happened to notice a brooch which put me in mind of the one you reported missing after your stay here last November.

The brooch in question is reddish in colour and set amongst some small pearls (forgive me if I am unused to clear description of such wonders). It is approximately 3 inches in diameter. The proprietor of the shop informed me that he acquired it from a gentleman last year and that he will not surrender it for less than 30 guineas.

I will be happy to secure the brooch on your behalf, Madam, if you would care to furnish me with the wherewithal. I am sure you need not worry that it will be purchased by another in the meantime. The people who frequent that part of Clacton rarely have 30 guineas about them.

I await your instruction

Yours

Ogden Browne, Esq.

Enlightenment?

Boo

I am grateful for your swift response to my letter. I was frightened that you might not want to write to me after I was so cross with you.

I am horrified at your account of the Girl's behaviour towards you. I shall, of course, investigate this further but if what you say is true - and I have no reason as yet to doubt you, my dear - then she can not stay under this roof a moment longer. Indeed, if her actions were threatening to your person or to that of Little Bradstone then I shall have no choice but to involve the constabulary.

I have made Josiah aware of your complaint against the Girl. He paled visibly when I told him how she flew at you as if to scratch your face. He is as anxious as I am for this sorry business to be settled and forgotten.

So, for now, be assured that I shall take steps to punish the Girl if I find there to be enough evidence to persuade Josiah of my intentions. He is strangely attached to that scrawny child of hers but I shall take great pleasure in sending them away if I can.

Give my best to Mr Pitt and tell him I hope he has recovered from the Ball. He seemed quite weary and distracted when I met him on the top lawns after his chat with Josiah. I was concerned for a while since he did not appear to recognise me, but his familiarity with me soon returned. I was greatly relieved when he held my arm tight and told me to take care - how funny that until that moment I had thought him quite indifferent to me. Now I know that the sight of me can rouse him to strong feeling. Do send him my personal regards, Boo.

Effie

We are all now exhausted





B'ham Hall July 30th 1851

We have just seen the last of the men employed to clear the orangery. Josiah was supervising to be sure that nothing was broken or stolen - as if a group of farmboys from the village would want a statue of a Grecian slave girl in chains - but he is preoccupied with business. Some of the money men from London were so impressed with Blindingham, and therefore with Josiah himself, that they have agreed to invite him to invest in their projects. I have never seen him so happy.

I am also happy. My new friends were all present and I could tell that the ladies of Surrey society were looking at me with new eyes after meeting Rowena and the Coopers. I shall be asked to attend some important parties from now onwards I feel sure.

I am only sorry that Boo seemed so distant. They came early and stayed for the whole weekend, and I was looking forward to sharing both the anticipation and the aftermath with her. But the Girl took her to the Nursery on arrival and after twenty minutes both of them had faces like my boots for the rest of the weekend. I couldn't get any sense out of her as to why she was so cold, other than some comment about me needing to speak to Josiah. I am not sure what I should be speaking to him about. The Girl was no use at all when she came to dress me for the Ball. She was snivelling, abrupt and fumbling and I had occasion to be stern with her, which led to a fresh bout of weeping and exclamations of woe. I am very tired of her. She looked at me in the mirror as she was dressing my hair and said 'Madam, I wonder that you cannot see the reason for my distress'. What on earth should I know of her simple thoughts and mindless misery? Between her and Boo, my enjoyment of the Ball was quite spoiled. I shall write to Boo immediately and tell her so.

Fame

The SUSSEX and SURREY Courier (Epsom Edition) Wednesday July 27th 1851




Overwhelmed


B'ham Hall June 3rd 1851



What have we taken on? It is as if Villiers has been released from a lifetime of domestic service into a world of entertainment and spectacle. Now I find that we have to accommodate a hundred pipers with a marquee, refreshments and their carriage fare. From Aberdeen. Mrs Doughty must have raised more funds in her enterprise than I imagined. Apparently we shall have to pay ninety guineas to these screeching Scotsmen on top of filling their bellies and finding them beds. I do not know how I am to break this news to Josiah. I shall start by pointing out how much closer to Surrey Aberdeen is than Zanzibar. That may work.

Villiers is beside himself with anticipation of this troupe of groaning boys. I am not to bother myself with where they are to sleep, apparently. Very well, then, I shall not.

The Eyes

Boo,

Thank you for speaking to Mrs D. She has served us royally in the supply of names and addresses. I am sorry this note is so brief but my days are a blur of organisation at the moment.

In answer to your question about the Girl's baby, yes he does have brown eyes like your own dear boy's. Josiah says that brown eyes become a man and indeed they are what I first loved about him when he came to Hangerworth to ask for me. How long ago that seems!

E x

Where to start?


My Own Boo,

Villiers is determined that our Ball shall be the talk of the County for many years. I told him about our visit to the Exhibition in London (which, by the way, has resulted in him placing an order for a mangle! What luxury!) and he has been drowning me in fanciful plans ever since.

This letter is to beg you to speak on my behalf to Mrs Doughty. She will know of all the machinery and sculptures we saw that day and I have been asked to find an orchestra - Villiers fancies that all the players should be boys from Morocco or some such place. The notions that man has.....

Not satisfied with the Orchestra of the East, Villiers wants Josiah to commission our very own sculpture. This could cost as much as a hundred pounds and Josiah is not happy but Villiers is as giddy as a puppy about it all and we do want to encourage him. So, please find a moment to tear yourself away from your little man and ask Mrs Doughty to send word of some people I might write to.

If everything we plan comes to fruition, this shall indeed be the Ball of Balls!

Yrs

Effie x

p.s. The Girl has perked up somewhat since our return and is looking less lumpen than before. Her child is a pitiful thing, to be sure, but we must endure his presence here. If only he was more like your darling boy. He and Little Bradstone share a look about their eyes, I must say, so he makes me yearn for your company even more......... x

Lists, lists, lists!

B'ham Hall May 16th 1851

My desk is a sea of paper - I can hardly find space or time for my diary. I have lists of people to invite, rooms to air, linen to press and windows to unstick. Cook is daily bringing me menus and new recipes she has found from wherever and Villiers wishes me to oversee the grounds plan so that the approach will be at its most welcoming.

We have to arrange for men to clear and decorate the orangery, others to construct an area for dancing on and still more to collect enough plates, glasses and candlesticks to lay a table fit for the Queen. Not that she is invited.

Josiah is less than useful, boring me to tears with his investment opportunities, and the staff are beside themselves with giddiness preparing the timetable for cleaning the rooms. I am sure I do not recall my own wedding being this exciting.

Respondez s'il vous plait

Runt

B'ham Hall April 21st 1851


I have finally had sight of the infant. He is a dull-eyed, mewling thing with sallow skin - not at all a child one could love. Had he been a kitten I should have instructed Villiers to put him in a sack in the lake. Still, he has something of Boo's baby about him which I find a little jolting. I have heard people say that all babies look alike, though, so I suppose it is only their babyness that I am observing. Josiah will not hear of him or his stupid mother leaving Blindingham. I have resolved to keep silent on the matter, for now.

Ladylike

Dearest Boo

I am Lady Hatherwick again at last! We waved farewell to London with heavy hands - I do so miss you and your darling boy. But hear this, Boo - Mr Hatherwick is to throw a Summer Ball! I am indeed the luckiest wife in all the county. You are invited of course, along with your menfolk, and I shall send cards to everyone in Town.

Sadly, Mr Hatherwick is intending to invite some of the London bores he so esteems, but fear not - there will be plenty of distractions to keep the ladies amused. Little Bradstone will sleep like a prince in our nursery. It is the nursery Mr Hatherwick slept in when he was a baby and he said to assure you that he would love your boy to make use of it.

Do not say you cannot come, Boo or I shall send Villiers in the carriage to fetch you himself!

We have decided to dress the orangery - I have some fancy ideas since my visit to the Glass Palace and I know that you will die when you see it. I must fly now and make the first of a million plans before I collapse with excitement.

Watch for the post boy, Boo and give your little man a kiss

From

His Auntie Eff xx

Home

Blindingham Hall April 6th 1851

We are home. I feel like a visitor here but I am sure it will not be long until I resume my role as Lady of the Hall. I miss my London friends - how grown up that sounds - but I shall ask Josiah to hold a weekend party in the Summer. I shall enjoy showing off my home to them even though it is not in fashion.

Josiah had sent word of our return and Villiers had clearly done his best to whip the staff into shape. The Girl was at the head of the welcome line but at the sight of Josiah she set about weeping and wailing. I had no patience with her and told Villiers she must surely have recovered from being dismissed from London with such haste. I cannot have her dressing me with her wet face and snivelling. Cook seems to think she is driven mad by motherhood. I am inclined to send her away after all, or at least give her baby to someone who is not so silly. I shall speak to Josiah at dinner.

I am glad to have seen no sign of the infant himself, although I understand he can be heard at night. I am not sure I will tolerate that at all.

Packing

Oh, Boo

I cannot believe the time has come already for us to go home. I feel such a Londoner now. I have been so at home here that I could direct strangers to whichever destination they desired. But now Mr Hatherwick is a flurry of papers and boxes while he counts the days until we are once again Master and Mistress of Blindingham. He is as excitable as I am sad.

So, Boo, will you bring Little Bradstone and your good self to Brunswick Square for one last visit? I should so love to cuddle him - I swear I have enough hugging in me to last him til we come back next Winter!

Do say you can come, Boo. Not Wednesday - Mr Hatherwick has arranged a tiresome farewell for his associates here and I am called upon to nod like a doll at whatever they say. They are such bores but I must show some interest, if only for an afternoon - our future depends on it, I am told!

Til we meet

Yrs

E x

Carelessness?





Brunswick Square March 7th 1851


It is most vexing. I know for certain that I brought my brooch and my earrings to London and I simply cannot think where they have gone. I have seen no sign of the brooch since the night in Clacton when Josiah and I went for a walk and Boo is sure that my earrings did not become mislaid whilst at her house. I know I was wearing them, I always do at an evening party, but it seems they did not become detached along with my bonnet as I had thought. Josiah could not be less interested and refuses to undertake a more thorough search of the rooms here. He is preoccupied with a business venture he is engaged in as a result of our visit to that splendid Exhibition and will be investing capital in some device or another. It exercises him greatly when I try to interrupt his work with my prattle, he says. We are going home soon and I hate to think of my jewellery being lost forever on our travels. Josiah has sent ahead to have the staff open up the hall for our arrival. I should begin to pack, I suppose and say my goodbyes here.

Brave New World


My Dearest Friend Boo

I am beside myself with excitement - Oh, the things I have seen! I have been to another world, Boo, one with such amazing sights, I can hardly begin to tell you.

We waited for a long time with many others just as excited as me and oh, Boo, the building was tremendous. A glass palace from a fairytale. I thought the orangery at Blindingham was a beautiful setting, but this was a hundred times better. You could hardly see as far as the roof of it. And inside! Room upon room filled to bursting with clever contraptions and beautiful statues. I saw a weaving machine, a mechanical frame for roasting a pig, and carriages with springs in their wheels. Then in one room they showed us a device to do with laundering clothes that gets the job done in a fraction of the time. I must tell Villiers about it when we go home. There was music, the noise of machines and so many people shouting out in amazement. Oh, Boo - you should have seen it!

I confess to being a little shocked at the statues there were standing about. I am a married woman, as you know, but I felt a definite discomfort at being so close to an unclothed man, especially one in the act of kissing a woman. No matter that they were made of marble. Mr Hatherwick swept me past a few such pieces before we stopped for lunch.

I should think there were a thousand people there, and all with plenty to occupy their time. There were scientific men from other countries displaying their latest inventions and orchestras of players giving us the most beautiful music, some written especially for the Exhibition. I was filled with admiration for the imagination of the human mind, Boo, I don't mind telling you.

I looked out for Mrs Doughty but I couldn't see her. She evidently knows some wealthy men to have raised enough money to put on such a spectacle.

We came home tired but full of energy as well. The strangest feeling. Mr Hatherwick went straight to his study saying he had ideas for new investments or something. How exciting to think he might be involved in such industriousness again.

I must go now, Boo. Your boy is here to return my bonnet so I shall give him this and make his return journey worthwhile. I think I may have lost my earrings when I was last with you - the sapphire drops I had for my wedding outfit. Would you find a moment to ask your staff if they have seen them?

Kiss Little Bradstone for me

Effie xxx

I have grown up this winter


Brunswick Square February 22nd 1851

My latest tea party was an absolute triumph. Everybody was happy and the conversation was not, this time, confined to kittens and the like. Mrs Doughty was telling us about the Great Exhibition which sounds like nothing I have ever seen. It is to be held inside an enormous hall and will show us all how advanced and cultured we have become. Mrs Doughty is on some committee or other to raise money for the presentation of it and she has met Prince Albert. She is a woman of the world and I feel privileged to call her a friend. I have told Josiah I should like to visit this Exhibition and he said he would be delighted to accompany me there - I think he may have a business connection in mind but no matter, as long as he takes me.

He was much taken with Boo's little boy. My heart beat twice as fast to see him soften and bill at such a tiny baby. If I didn't know him better I would say that he shed a tear as he gave him back to Boo. She was a little quiet, I thought, but I suppose she must be tired a lot these days.

When I told my guests we were leaving for Blindingham soon they were shocked, so much so that I felt quite proud and sad together. I have made good friends here and shall be sad not to have them close by. I have resolved to invite them all to the Hall just as soon as I am back in charge of it. I'm not sure whether Boo will come, but I shall invite her all the same.

Starting to say goodbye

Boo!

I am to have another tea on Wednesday. The Coopers will be there, and Mrs Doughty and Miss Guiser. May you come? I would love to see you and now that you are out and about again you could make it a project for you and that darling boy of yours. Oh, do say you'll come!

I cannot believe we have been here nearly six months and will be back off to Blindingham soon. I have had such an exciting time here. I shall insist to Mr Hatherwick that we come back to Brunswick Square in September.

Send word as soon as you can and I'll have the old Girl set up a nursing chair for you. Mr Hatherwick will send the carriage if that's best. I know he would love to see you just as much as I. He has yet to see Little Bradstone, don't forget. I shall not take no for an answer, Boo!

Yrs

E x

I am determined


Brunswick Square February 10th 1851

I have heard from home that the Girl and her poor mite are getting along famously. I had hoped she would want to return to live with her own mother but Villiers says there is no room for them there. At present no-one in the village knows we are housing the bastard child of one of the staff but we cannot keep them hidden for long. I shall be forced to decide soon whether to keep her in employment. I have been too kind already and would dispense with her tomorrow, but Josiah is adamant that we should be charitable. I admire his sense of duty towards one who has served us well, but I do not share his view that we should allow the child to grow up at Blindingham. I should be the talk of the County for my softness and that does not sit well when trying to manage the household. Villiers says that all the serving girls behave as if the child is jointly mothered - thus allowing the Girl to undertake some light duties in return for her keep. It is a rum situation, though, and I cannot let it continue once I am Lady of the house again. The servants would be too busy laughing behind their hands to get much work done. I shall speak to Josiah. He is more approachable now his gout is a little dispersed.

Confirmation

Dearest Boo

You were right, Josiah will not countenance my running a school. Oh, I am so cross with him! I told him all my dreamings and plannings and he listened with such a sour face I thought he was ill. After I had finished explaining my notion he waved his handkerchief at me as if I was one of the staff, said 'What nonsense you talk, woman!' and went back to reading his newspaper.

I was left feeling like a silly fool and I confess I swept past his gouty foot as I got up to leave the room. How he roared! I shall pretend to be sorry later but I am not.

I am not going to give up my idea yet, not after all my efforts to think it up. But I shall not ask Josiah for help until his gout has left him. Heavens, we may even have to go to Cheltenham or Bath for a treatment. I shall do whatever I need to turn his mood in my favour!

Until next time, Boo. Give Little Bradstone a big wobble and a kiss

From

His Aunt Effie x

Nursey Wife


Brunswick Square January 27th 1851

Josiah has the Gout. The Doctors say it is due to living too well but Josiah will not have it and thinks he is not long for the world. I am having to tend to his feet with the foulest poultices and each evening I sit with him to ensure he only has sugared water and oatcakes, not the livers and clarets he is used to. Cook may have served us royally over the festive season but I fear she has brought misery upon the household...

Josiah is short with me too often and he speaks to the Old Girl with less good temper than he would to a dog. She seems not to notice, though. The other Girl would have wept a sea of tears had he spoken to her that way. I must send word home to see how she and her infant are keeping. We are not planning a return to Blindingham until the Spring and I do want to know what sort of welcome awaits us then.

I told Boo of my decision to open a school in the village when we return. I have long been feeling too silly in the company of her friends and I am tired of discussing bonnets whenever we meet. Boo said she thought it a fine plan but that Josiah will be hard to persuade. She says he will think it unwomanly for me to oversee a business. How well she knows him.

A New Year Resolution

My Dear Darling Boo

We have had the most cosy time at home, Mr Hatherwick and I. He was not required to see to any business for a good four days and he decided to concentrate all his attentions on me - his grateful, lucky and very spoiled wife!

Cook surpassed herself with the meals she provided and the Old Girl proved very helpful when dressing me and bringing me hot water when I wanted to wash. She is much more attentive than the Girl was and I find that she is able to be with me for almost the whole day, such that I have clean forgotten where the servants' bell is.

The Girl used to spend a good part of her time seeing to Mr Hatherwick's needs, but this one doesn't spend half so much time with him. Bless him, he says he can well do without her and that if I want her I should feel welcome to her. God love him.

May I call next Tuesday? I have something secret to tell you that I dare not commit to paper. I have made a decision! A proper, grown up decision!

Yrs

E x

Replacement

December 22nd 1850 Brunswick Square

We have a new Girl. Well, she is to undertake the duties of a Girl but I should think it is along time since the word girl has been used to describe her. She is personable enough and comes with exemplary references and I am greatly relieved to have someone to dress me again at last, but somehow I do not see me exchanging confidences with her. There is something dingy about her, as if she washes infrequently. I have counted fewer teeth in her head than in Boo's baby. She sports hairs in places she should not and her voice reminds me of the man who tends the cattle at home. Still I think she will do well here. Josiah was not impressed with her, but he did give me sole responsibility for finding someone. He has said he probably will not need her services much. I should feel I have failed him in appointing her, but I do not.

Seasons Greetings



To

Boo, Bradstone and Little Bradstone

Season's Greetings

your first as a family!

With all our love

Effie and Josiah xx

p.s I shall call in the New Year if I may

My first tea party


December 19th Brunswick Square

This new fashion for having trees and whatnot in your house is a tremendous fag but it does make the rooms look very cosy. Today I had my first proper tea party and Cook went to great lengths to make festive tidbits for us to eat. She served a sort of warm wine with fruit in it and an array of small sandwiches, pastries and cured meats. I could tell that everyone was most impressed. I must remember to give Cook a little something as a special reward - she has been very helpful in recent weeks.

Sitting in my parlour were Mrs Cooper, Miss Cooper, Mrs Doughty and Miss Rowena Guiser. She is very pretty and amusing, I think we shall make firm friends. I do need someone else to talk to now that Boo is so occupied with the baby - Mrs Doughty appears to be a bottomless source of new company.

Word from the butler at Blindingham - the Girl has calved. So she also now has a baby boy to call her own - heaven knows who else's it may be. And that horrible small man from Clacton cannot find my brooch. No doubt he has pawned it or given it to a sweetheart, the crook.

Remind Cook to ask around and discover what the best households will be serving over Christmas.

Fruitless search

Mrs Euphemia Hatherwick
34 Brunswick Square
London

December 12th 1850


Madam

I am afraid I am writing with news which will not please you. Having conducted a thorough and rigorous investigation of my staff and public quarters, I can state without a doubt that your brooch is not anywhere under my roof.

I quizzed the chamber maids, the night porter and any staff who may have had access to your room during your stay. Despite hearing some very clear and verifiable accounts of Mr Hatherwick's movements and your own, I can find nothing which relates to the mislaying or otherwise of any brooch.

I hope this letter is redundant and that the brooch has appeared amongst your belongings as you unpacked. I hope also to be able to welcome you again to this establishment in the future. To that end, may I take this opportunity of offering you and Mr Hatherwick one evening's accommodation without charge, in recognition of your distress. This in no way points to any liability on our part for the loss of your brooch, of course.

Yours faithfully

Ogden Browne

Public face

My Dearest Boo

What a sweet little bundle you have produced! I swear I can still smell his adorable head under my nose. Please accept the mittens I enclose. I knitted them myself and put a kiss in every other stitch!

Mr Hatherwick is as delighted as I am to hear of Bradstone's appearance in the world and has asked me to pass on his best to you and Mr Pitt. Indeed I do detect a hint of envy in him. At least, when I told him your happy news he said that he wished he could have shared in it with you. If your new baby has unleashed something in my husband, as I dearly hope it has, it may not be long before I have some news of my own....

Pardon my prattle, Boo and give that boy a cuddle

From

His Aunt Effie xx

Spreading the Word

Dear Mrs and Miss Cooper

I am excited and delighted to tell you that my dear friend Mrs Pitt has been safely delivered of a boy. He is a bonny thing and since it was not so long ago that you were giving Mrs Pitt the benefit of your experience in childbirth I am sure she will not mind me telling you of the outcome.

The infant is to be named Bradstone, after his father. I am sure there are a hundred other things to say about him but the main facts of the matter are that he is safely arrived, has his eyes and ears and will be at home for viewing after Christmas.

I hope that you and I will find time to take tea before long. There are some aspects of Mrs Pitt's recent experience that I feel cannot be shared except in person.

Yours

Effie Hatherwick

Envy


Thursday December 7th 1850 Brunswick Square

Boo and her husband called this afternoon - not Wednesday, when we are ready to receive callers. Brought Baby Pitt with them. For a reason I cannot fathom they have called him Bradstone Josiah Pitt. I coo'd and twitted about of course but the moment she said the infant's name I was struck like stone. Why has she given him the name Josiah?

He is a pretty enough child, I suppose. They have already had his image recorded and he does seem a bright and chubby thing. But Josiah? What can they be thinking of? She knows I am anxious for a child of my own. Does it not strike her that I might have a son and want to name him Josiah? I cannot name my child after hers, I should look as though I am a sheep.

No, I am disappointed in Boo. I can say it here if nowhere else. She shall never know it - when she brings him on our walks and I give him flapdoodle about how clever he is or some such. But I shall never call him Josiah, not even in a letter. Never.


Re Brooch

Mrs Euphemia Hatherwick
34 Brunswick Square
London

December 4th 1850



Dear Mrs Hatherwick

I received your letter of the 27th ult. with great regret. I shall, of course, investigate the loss of your brooch thoroughly and shall inform you without delay of my findings.

In the meantime I thank you for your kind comments about your stay here are trust that you will feel able to recommend The Excelsior to any friends or acquaintances considering a stay in this fine town.

Yours faithfully

Ogden Browne
Proprietor
Excelsior Hotel

Another little mouth

Boo! A Boy! Oh, Boo - I can hardly write for excitement!

Tell me everything, Boo, what was it like? How is he? How are you? Mr Pitt must be ten feet tall with pride....

I shall come to visit you in your nursery as soon as you send word that I may.

Oh, Boo - you are such a clever goose! Well done!

E xxxxxxx

How to improve your hospitality

The Proprietor
Excelsior Hotel
Esplanade
Clacton-by-Sea


November 27th 1850


Dear Sir

I write with regret, having enjoyed a brief but refreshing stay at your establishment last week. My husband, Mr Josiah Hatherwick, and I were delighted with the accommodation you offer and took great pleasure in sampling the best from your fine menu.

The beds were comfortable, the water nicely warmed by your staff and you yourself showed us genuine welcome.

However, I feel I must write this letter - in the best of faith that you will receive it in the spirit in which it is sent. That is, as a warning from a friend, not a barb from your enemy.

I have arrived back in London without an item that is most precious to me. I am assiduous in the care of my belongings and it would be quite out of character for me to mislay such an item. My husband has no knowledge of its whereabouts and I am forced to conclude that it has been taken from me whilst I was in your hotel.

The item in question is a brooch. It contains an amethyst set in a double row of seed pearls. The brooch was a wedding gift to me from my Mother and I am distressed to be without it.

I fear your staff are not all as trustworthy as you would hope. Please carry out a search of your premises and room-tending staff at your earliest convenience. I am sure that my brooch will be found in the temporary possession of one of them.

I await your reply

Yours in anticipation

Euphemia Hatherwick (Mrs)

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